Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Today in the toilet,

I SAW A PUBIC HAIR ON THE TOILET SEAT.

Like how gross!!!!

Yes it's not exactly an uncommon sight but seriously,

HOW DID IT EVEN GET THERE!!!

Pee halfway and the hair drops?? Damn queer lor. Or maybe in the midst of pulling down the underwear then pull together with the hair. LOL.

I sound like some pervert.

Still, damn gross la. I would have taken a photo but I realise I wouldn't want a picture of someone's genital hair.

Sickkkkk. Our toilets are too dirty man. Why can't girls ever pee properly???

AND AND,

Why do some girls spend so much time in the toilet?? I don't mean like infront of the mirror preening themselves, but in the damn cubicles ok.

Once I went to this washroom with only 2 cubicles. TWO MISERLY CUBICLES. Somehow, the 2 girls inside the cubicles were taking equally long dunno doing what sai inside.

FOR A GOOD 5 MINS OK!

Like what ze hell??? Don't tell me both shitting together?? So qiao meh?? Or changing pads?? Even changing pads don't need 5 mins lor!!! Pissifying. The queue was damn long k!! I didn't even wanna wait to see who those dumbass girls are.

For future toilet designers, pls hor. Female washrooms need at least 10 cubicles. Obviously we are not made to pee, shake and go. Probably have to wipe toilet seats, flush, wipe again, flush, sit down pee, flush, then wipe backside many times. Then slowly pull up pants slowly to make sure genital hair not caught in zip. Fainted lor.

And pls, I don't do that. I think I even pee faster than some guys. I don't even wanna stay in the smelly toilets to preen myself.

BUT, I'm forgivable towards older people. Can't help it what, aunties move slower. But the younger ones ought to stop tuing in the damn cubicles.

SOME PEOPLE NIAO JI OK. Can get UTI one can?? Zzz lor.

Gosh one long entry on toilets. I'm obviously very bored lol.

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