This chao turtle here, STOLE MY PARKING LOT. I was just in front of the lot, waiting for cars to go past with my hazard lights on and this chao mutherfucker drove head in into the lot.
I reversed my car infront of him, blasted my horn, got out and told him POLITELY that I was waiting for this lot.
"Sorry, this is my lot. I was waiting for it"
"I didn't see you" (with an annoying, arrogant, cocky, QIANBIAN face OK!!)
"yeah but I'm telling you this is my lot" (YOU BLIND COW)
"I didn't see you" (continues with a fucked up face and proceeding to lock the car)
"YEAH WELL BUT YOU SEE ME NOW" (I swore I almost wanted to reach out and wring his wrinkled old smelly Ang moh neck)
"I didn't see you" (starts to walk away and his son with him who had headphones on the whole time didn't even bat an eyelid, looking all ignorant and as dimwitted as his uncultured father)
LIKE WTF OK!!!! I jitao stunned to the max i didn't know how to react to his REPEATED "I DIDN'T SEE YOU". Fucking broken recorder. Maybe those were the only English words he knew since he's so bloody uncouth and fucked up. KAOS.
I'm pretty sure he did that to me because he thinks I'm some tiny girl and he could get away with it.
AND THE WORSE WAS HE DID GET AWAY.
FUCK SIA. I should have scratched his car but there could possibly be cctvs around. KNN!!!
ANGRY TO THE MAX OK!!!!
I left a fuck you lovenote on his car and to treat a lady with more respect. SONOFABITCH.
Geeeezzzzz man. I'm still wondering what I could have done. Throw my keys at his face?? But his face looks damn greasy I wouldn't wanna contaminate my keys.
Raaaaaaarrrr.
Ok so anyway, the worse isn't over for the night.
Caught up with my AC friends at taka's la mian crystal jade.
Smelly gao and Paul the nose.
Damn fit but whythegaypose mike and pretty caikuns!!
ANYWAY. It was here that this waitress spilt chicken soup on my balenciaga and iphone!!!! WAH LAN. Can the evening get any worse???!
But they were really nice and apologetic, offering to reimburse the cleaning of my bag, offering free mango puddings to us and a voucher for one free roasted charcoal duck.
Should have asked for a new phone as well dammit. But it's still working fine lol.
Can't believe my Friday night. And it wasn't even the 13th. Baahhh.
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